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Classroom Boredom: When I think of Reala...

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Classroom Boredom: When I think of Reala...

Postby SonicS29 on Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:19 am

I hope it's okay that I posted this....
Anyway, I thought this up at the end of 2nd block at school and was to lazy to draw it. The thought made me smile to myself, so I thought I'd post it.
Reala appers in almost every Nightopia in JoD right? Well, what about Crystal Castle? Helen didn't seem that confused when she encountred him in Memory Forest if you ask me,...maybe they met before.... :D
THIS IS JUST RANDOM FUN, SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO IGNORE IT
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Helen gazed around the newest creation of her heart, Crystal Castle. "This place... is so beautiful. It's almost hard to believe I made it..." She wondered around and watched a few nightopians playing around. She watched as their faces grew pale, and as they bolted for dear life. "...?"
"Hello there Visitor.."
Helen whipped around and saw the same creature which tackled her companion NiGHTS to the door to Aqua Garden at the Dream Gate earlier.
"You're..!"
"A monster? No little girl, I'm just doing my job." A trio of Goodles fluttered behind the creature, almost like his backup. " My name is Reala, and it's a name you won't soon forget, Helen."
" HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME?!"
" I know many things Helen.."
A Goodle in the back spoke up, "He practiced!"
"SHUT UP!" Reala spat. He turned back to Helen, "Anywhoo... I know many things about you, like how you feel guilt for choosing your friends over your own mother..." Reala glided over and bent eye level to Helen. "Ah, yes, you do care a great deal about your mother... am I right?"
Helen paused and stared at him nodding.
"Just as I thought." Reala turned around and flew a few feet. He pulled out notecards from this arm-guard and read them feverishly without Helen seeing. "Well," he said as he turned back to her, " what would happen if I did this?" He quickly advanced and loomed over her. He grined and took in a deep breath. Helen, confused and a little uneasy, watched in fear at what he was about to do.
"YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONIN'!"
"....wha?"The Goodles all chimed in from the back, " OHH! OHH! OH NO HE DIDN'!"
"YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!!!!"
"OH! IT HURTS!"
Reala glided over to his possy, "Shh, boys. Watch and learn." He turned around and faced Helen again. "GET HER AGAIN BOSS!" One Goodle bellowed. Reala wound up and smirked. "YOU MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT!!"
"OH!"
"WHAT NOW KID?! WHAT NOW?!"
"SHE GONNA CRY!"
Helen stood there dazed when she finally spoke up," You...can't talk about my mum that way!"Reala raised a non-existant eyebrow and drew closer. "I believe I just did."
Helen didn't quite know what was happening, but for some strange reason, it was upsetting her. "C-cut it out! This isn't funny!"
Reala ignored her and continued, " YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WEARS A RAINCOAT OUTSIDE, PEOPLE YELL 'TAXI!' !!"
"I said STOP IT!" Helen was becoming furious now, she felt bad enough about how she had been acting towards her mother, but now this? It was to much!
Reala and his Goodles joined in a group laugh as Helen ran for the castle.
"Should we go get her, boss?"
Reala chuckled and turned to watch the girl run. "No, let her think about this... and, hopefully, her Purity will deminish again." Reala had calmed back down now, and proceeded to regain a serious tone. "And now, I think I'll go check in with Master Wizeman. You three go and check on the traitor's guards."
"SIR!"
"SIR!""SIR!"________
Helen ran through the halls, not caring where she ended up. She heard panting in the room in front of her, and peaked in. She spied a boy in a blue and yellow vest.

Well, hopefully you don't think I'm COMPLETELY weird. I was just thinking about how Reala appears in most Nightopias in JoD, and I wanted to make a funny (Hopefully not just to me) story from the time Will was sent to Crystal Castle, to the time Helen found him. (Assuming he was passed out about seven minutes)
Last edited by SonicS29 on Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:47 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby MagicPickleFairy on Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:26 pm

I was laughing a lot in this piece. Just the image of Reala telling your mom jokes is so funny. Out of character, but funny.
The Gothic Lolita style looks great on Nightmaren!
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Postby SonicS29 on Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:49 pm

Thank you! I'm glad you laughed! :D
Right after I posted this I was a bit regretful since it is a tad..... unexpected... but I'm happy you liked it!
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Postby allrandomthings on Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:49 am

I Can't Stop Laughing! That Was Freakin' Funny!
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I mean you- and- you-bhf-shf-hfa!
I'm buying you a pizza!"
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Postby SonicS29 on Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:56 am

XD
I'm happy you enjoyed it!
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