Ok.. I know... you all have been waiting but now it's Summer Vacation! 8D So expect more updats then evah! 8D This is the Owl translation XP
Will: * Kicks a soccer ball at the goal*
Will’s dad: *Grabs the ball and throws it back at Will*
Will: * Gets hit in the face by the ball* Ow!
Will’s dad: You stink, son! You know what? I’m outta here!
Will: No! Dad! Come back! * watches his dad fly away in an airplane* ….WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Bully #1: Hahah! Look at the little baby cry!
Bully #2: Where’s your diapers, little boy?
Bullies: Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Will: St….st….Stop it! It’s not funny!
Bullies: *Turn into Nightmarens… I think! XD and attack Will chasing him*
Will: Ahhh! * Runs away* OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! The light! I see the light! I think it’s Heaven! Am I dead? Yay!
--- Dream gate---
Will: So… this is what Heaven looks like… Where’s the cookies? >[
Owl: Hi! I'm Owl! And you are a dumb, little human!!
Will: Um… what?
Owl: DUMB! Dumb, little, human, you MORON!
Will: Uh… I’m sorry but-
Random, Purple Nightmaren: * Flys behind Will, Jaws style* Duuuuuuuun nun! Duuuuuu nun!
Will: What was that?
Random, Purple Nightmaren: * Flys behind Will again, Jaw style* Du nun! Du nun! Du nun! Du Nun! Du Nun!
Owl: * annoyed* Not again…….!
Random, Purple Nightmaren: * Flys straight in between Owl and Will* BOO!
Will: WAH!
Owl: NiGHTS! Oh my fu- *passes out*
Random, Purple Nightmaren: OMG! He got a heart attack….!* Works up static electricity* CLEAR! * shocks Owl*
Owl: I'M CLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAR! NiiiiGHTS! STOOOOOP!
Random, Purple Nightmaren: Sorry! I can’t hear you- what? Stop? Ok! *stops*
Owl: *pant*…You…*pant*….idiot! gee! You, almost killed me!
Random, Purple Nightmaren:… That’s nice… say, Owl… you do know that Captin Clueless here doesn’t understand a word your saying!
Owl: Um…..
Random, Purple Nightmaren: Oh… * Clears throat* Ahem… right! * turns to Will* My name’s NiGHTS! What’s yours?
Will:… Will… Can’t cha’ read!?
NiGHTS: Oh…Well, anyway, this place is the Dream Gate, and you are known as a Dreamer, er, Visitor! And, OMG! Is that a Red Ideya?
Will: Uh….
NiGHTS: Hey! You got a rare Ideya of Courage!
Owl: Duuuh!
NiGHTS: Huh?
Owl: Well, last night I found a girl Octapaw and…. well…. she wanted me to… to do wrong THINGS!
NiGHTS: Ugh! Owl! Ugh! Yuck! We’re dealing with a 12 year old! Not a 14 year old like last time!
Owl: * Mutter mutter* (wimps...)
NiGHTS: Hmp! Oh well, Will, how about you Dualize with me?
Will: Du…a….
( Refer to the link, and watch 0:18-1:13)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h7YRKnFXv8A
( After you see the vid)
NiGHTS: Ok?
Will: 0.o…..
NiGHTS: Well?
Will: OK! Sure!
NiGHTS: Yay! Ok, now lets get through this BOOOORING tutorial! * Zooms through, but stops by the dark cloud sea* See that? If you fall in there, you’ll die!
Will: I’ll WHAT?!
NiGHTS: Er… I mean… lose conscious and never wake up EVER again! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Will: …
NiGHTS:… MOVING ON!
--- In Front of the Door that Leads to Pure Valley ---
NiGHTS: Alright, Will! Lets go in!
Will: Finally!
--- Pure Valley ---
NiGHTS: * Playing flute, but stops and turns around* Hey, Will! Over here!
Will: Hey! Wait… how’d you know I just walked in here? And what’s with the little migdit people?
Nightopians: GRRRRRRRRRRR….
NiGHTS: H-Hey! Calm down, guys! No need to get blood-thirsty like last time!
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Nightopians: * Buuuuuurp!*
NiGHTS: Hey guys! I’m ba-AHHHHHHH! You….you….you ate…. Elliot!
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Nightopians: * Running away*
Will: Was it something I said?
NiGHTS: No…
Reala: I’ve been looking for you, NiGHTS
Will: Are you NiGHTS’s Boy-friend?
Reala: … no…
Will: Friend?
Reala: No…
Will: Husband?
Reala: … No…
Will: Brother?
Reala: Yes! Now go away!
Owl: You! Yeah you! Pimp that in mah crib yo, mac daddy, homie G!
Reala: Uh… say wha-? … Anyway-
NiGHTS: Reala go away!
Reala: No! Do you realize what I’ve been through? I went many days and nights without food or water. Through scorching hot dessert, the coldest of tundras! And this is how you treat me? Seize the traitor
NiGHTS: That’s a lot of work- Ahhhh! Birds! My only weakness D= * Gets locked up*
Owl: Homie! G!
Will: OMG! Don’t worry, NiGHTS! I’ll rescue you! * Running* *pant* *pant* *trips* Ow! * starts running, but trips* Ow! * Starts to run again, but trips and falls down a hill* Ow! Ow! Do’h! Duh! Ow! Do’h! Do’h! Do’h!
NiGHTS: -.-