Will: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *climbs up the cage* FINALLY
NiGHTS: you mean awakeners?
Will:…..?
NiGHTS: doesn’t anyone read the instruction manual anymore =_=
Will: nope
NiGHTS: in any case…we gotta get all three keys back and return them to each capture! And it’s in a track.
Will:………..that’s…….going to take a bit…
NiGHTS: YUP! But it’ll free me so yay! And it’s timed!!! WHOOO!!!
Will: I..I…I CAN’T DO IT!!!! AR!!!!! HELP ME!!!
AR: I’ll save you!
NiGHTS: hummana what
Will: people hack with them in other words we skip the mission
NiGHTS: but that.. ruins the fun!
Will: yeah but it saves our time.
NiGHTS: *twitching*.s…s….sp…spoonful..of sugar? O_o
Will: YEAH! *skips to the boss* AHHHHHH!!!! FREAKY CLOWN!!!
NiGHTS:…s.s…sp..spoon……spoonful…..of sugar helps…the..medicine..go down…the medicine go doooooooooooown medicine go down…
Will: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN!..er..MAN!……WHATEVER YOU ARE!
NiGHTS: I have no gender
Will: oh that’s cool now help me out with this boss thin-OMG FREAKISH CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!*breaks out crying*
NiGHTS: is this guy for real……K
Will: *crying*
NiGHTS: *sighs* I got it
Donbalon: I am your father!
NiGHTS: no you’re not, Wizeman is
Donbalon:…really?
NiGHTS: yes *touch dashing him to the top*
Donbalon: oh..well..you know *not noticing* one time I was floating around and I saw this Nightmaren named Puffy. She’s cool but she’s not in this game, sadly
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Puffy: d..d…*sobing* DON’t ReMINd MEEE!!!!!!!
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Donbalon: so yeah. And oooooh, spiky thingies oh wait..AHHHH!!!!!!
NiGHTS: DIE *touch dashes him in*
Donbalon: NOOO!!!! *blows up*
Will: *stops crying, like nothing happened* yay
Announcer: and the winner is……NiGHTS!
NiGHTS: this isn’t SSBB! This is NiGHTS: JoD!
Announcer: oh…well….wrong game…uh..um….BEWAREMYPOWER *leaves*
NiGHTS: weird….okay what did we get….
Will: A RANK!
NiGHTS: you know what’s funny. It doesn’t matter what rank you get in the actual level. It matters what you get on the boss
Will: that makes NO sense
NiGHTS: yup -^0^-
Will:..don’t…do that….now somebody hurry up and his the plus button!
Me:…*sleeping* huh..what? Oh right *hits it*
Will: yay

wait…we’re back in the Dream Gate….
NiGHTS: YEAH SO ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS AFTER EACH MISSION YOU HAVE TO RUN OVER THE DOOR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Owl: HOO HOOO HOO…HOO HOO HOO HOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (FIVE DOLLAR…FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!)
NiGHTS: WHAT HE SAID!
Will: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
NiGHTS: CAUSE THE CREATORS OF THE GAME STUCK ME HERE INFRONT OF THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO YOUR “MY DREAM”!!! SO I’M STUCK HERE UNTIL YOU DO THE TUTORIAL WITH OWL AND I AGAIN! THEN I DISAPPEAR UNTIL YOU GO TO A NIGHTOPIA AND BACK!!!
Will: OH. OKAY! THAT MAKES SEN-
Wizeman: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY OVER HERE, IN NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!! NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I’M GONNA MAKE MORE NIGHTMARENS TO DO MY DIRTY WORK BECAUSE I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOO LAZY!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves*
NiGHTS:…………..
Will:…………..
Owl: *wearing a pink dress* :B
NiGHTS:…can we go now…
Will: exactly! *goes back to Pure Valley* hmm…*walking around* cool….
NiGHTS: *flies down* hey Will. Are you alright?
Will: I’M.FINE.
NiGHTS: whoa..touchy…
Will: well SEGA made me say it like that basically…
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SEGA: *crazed laughter*
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NiGHTS: oh. That makes sense.
Will: yup. This place makes me think of my dad….
NiGHTS: what about it?
Will: the person writing this forget. She hasn’t seen this scene very much
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Me: shhh…
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Will : so ya.
NiGHTS: wait. Your “Dad”?
Will: yeah a father
NiGHTS:…oh….that…..a father.
Will: don’t you have one?
NiGHTS: Yeah…..
Will: what kinda guy is he?! I WANNA KNOW SO I CAN STALK YOU
NiGHTS: *gives him the “ARE YOU SERIOUS” look*…………
Will: what kinda guy is he?!
NiGHTS:….he’s….bad
Will: oh…mmm’k…..what kinda guy is he?
NiGHTS: just really bad. That’s all…
Wil: oh…mmm’k….what kinda guy is he?
NiGHTS: BAD!
Will: oh…mmm’k…..what kina guy is he?
NiGHTS: YOU WANNA KNOW SO BAD?!?!?! HUH?!?!?! HUUUUUUUH??!!?!?
Will: ……..mew x.x;
NiGHTS: HE’S WIZEMAN AND HE’S A GOD THAT MADE NIGHTMARE AND THE NIGHTMARENS AND HE WANTS YOURS AND ALL THE OTHER DREAMER’S IDEYA SO HE CAN DESTROY NIGHTOPIA AND TAKE OVER YOUR WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAPPPY NOOOOOOOOOOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Will:….OKAY
NiGHTS:..you…really are…just stupid…right?
Will: maybe.
NiGHTS: can we make this “to be continued”? I’m getting a head ache
Me: fine…fun ruiner