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[Avenrir]

Everyone has lines they just love from games/movies/cartoons/ect, so let's list them together! ^^

I'm a bit of a browncoat, myself, so I'm going to start with some of my fave lines from Firefly ( curse you, FOX, curse you! ).

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*Wash, playing with some plastic dinosaurs.*
Wash *as the Stegosaurus*: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… "This Land" .
Wash *as the Allosaurus*: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash *as the Stegosaurus*: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash *as the Allosaurus*: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!

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Mal: Jayne! Your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.

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Book: That's-- that's quite a lot of blood, isn't it?
Mal: Just means you ain't dead.
Book: 'Fraid I might be needing a preacher.
Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

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Wash: *sounding shocked* Oh my g*d! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's FLYING this thing?! ...Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

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There'd be more, but then I'd be here all night quoting them all. XD

So, let's hear some of your favorite quotes! =D

[ace]

What is it to a man if he gains the world yet loses ones soul ~Castlevania: SoTN

Evil will triumph when good men do nothing...

[SiLK]

Gonard: "i thought we were friends! I thought we were brothers! I thought we were Frothers! (from Kappa Mikey)

I'll probably have mostly KM quotes here XD

[Ideya Fairy]

Mr. T : This ain’t Burger King where you can ’have it your way’!

Nobody ask! XD

[SiLK]

Ki hasn't said it yet, so I'm quoting Mr Herriman from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends:
"I dislike you with great intensity."

"Hark! I hear the sound of cows falling into puddles!" - I forgot his name but it's from the old cartoon, Dinosaucers

[Avenrir]

More quotes! Those are all fantastic!

*adds some random quotes*

Ryudo: "But if I listened to every piece of good advice I heard, I'd have killed all of you already and run off with your gold!" - Grandia 2
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Ryudo: "What's with you and this "purify" thing? For some reason I doubt your knights are packing soap and bubble bath in that armour."
Roan: "...She means to kill them.
I remember one village that was burned to the ground by the Cathedral Knights..."
Ryudo: "...That's some strong bubble bath." - Grandia 2

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Ryudo: "I still don't know. I figure the incarnation of pure evil would be a little less...giggly, I suppose." - Grandia 2

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Brick: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" - Anchorman

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Brick: "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!" - Anchorman

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Wash: "Don't know. I'm starting to like this poetry thing. "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower… somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross-" - Firefly

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Mal: "Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township a while, now; they wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." - Firefly

[SiLK]

Great quotes! XD

"Thanks for waking me up Luna! I was having a NIGHTMARE about half-dressed servant girls hand feeding me fish!"
- Nall (Lunar: Silver Star Story)


Nall: "How'd this dresser survive without a scratch? This must be some strong wood!"
Kyle: "Hehe...you said "strong wood." (Lunar: Silver Star Story again)


"Yes, I am the same Ghaleon that was buried and left in cursed memory and yet now I live again! Truly if there is a god of destiny, he is fond of plot twists ha ha ha ha, and so am I." - Ghaleon (Lunar: Eternal Blue)


"This is the most prestigious toothpick in history!" -Kyle (Lunar: Silver Star Story)


"Now shut your cakehole and let us take your boat!" -Jessica (Silver Star Story)


"Through hard work and bad hygiene, I can achieve anything!" -Kyle (Lunar: Silver Star Story)


"Foolish humans, why do you treasure these things? Don't you know they are made from my sh..." -Quark (Lunar: Silver Star Story)


Jessica: "This is Thieves Pass, everyone keep a hand on your valuables."
Jessica: ". . . Kyle Get Your Hand Out of Your Pants!"
Kyle: "Just doing what you told me!" (or something like that, anyway it's Lunar: Silver Star Story again)


and I just had to quote my mother's latest line:
"I have X-Ray pointing!"
(said while pointing in the general direction of the cardboard I need to flatten, all the way through several walls and in the garage)

[infractus]

Quotes are fun


A few favorites from Scrubs:

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Janitor: Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.: No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.
[Janitor stares]
J.D.: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: BIDET to you sir.

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Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?

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Some from my daily exploits:


Dr. B.: "They reassigned and broke up smaller communities and gave them new area codes. So, now the Cocoa Beach/NASA area has '321' as their area code."
Student: "..I don't get it."
Dr. B.: "...."


"I've never had to get out of a burning sweater before, but I don't think that's something I'd want to try."


"All I wanted was a Sandwich! ..Hardly suicidal." -mom


Herb: "One of the things on my list to do before I die is ride a real bull. I've ridden mechanical ones before, and that hurts."
Me: "I bet.. so what makes you think that riding a real one is going to be any less painful?"


Mom: "...And how did you throw your back out?"
Uncle Ron: "Playing catch with my lasagna."

[SiLK]

That last one cracks me up, and Scrubs is great! XD

"Young lady, you stop trying to take over the human race right now! Or you are grounded!" - Dr Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot)

Mal: "Say that to my face."
Thug: "I said . . . you're a coward. . . now what're you gonna do about it?"
Mal: "Nothing. I just wanted you to look at me so she could get behind you."
::Thug gets knocked out:: (Firefly)

"PIGS!" - My mom (Trying to think of animals to raise, but this was shouted right as a friend and I had bitten into our chocolate truffles)

[Ideya Fairy]

I got another one! Monty Python!

"RUN AWAY!!!" - King Arthur

"*gets hit with an arrow* Message for you sir!" Lancelot's steed

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elder Berries!" -Frog

[SiLK]

Wily: "They called me crazy, Protoman!"
Protoman: "Sounds about right to me, Doc."
(the US Megaman cartoon)

Wily: "What do you mean he escaped?!
Protoman: "As in Got Away, Vamoosed, Departed, Beat Feet. . ."
Wily: "I KNOW what the word means!" (also from the Megaman cartoon)

DrWily: "Why? Why am I surrounded by fools?!"
Dr Light: "Maybe because that's all you know how to build, Dr Wily." (three guesses)


Dr Light: "Now why would anyone bar the outside of the bathroom door. . .?"
Dr Light: ". . . . . . . OH NO!!" (One of my all time favorites XD )


adding on here:
"Look Vegeta, people popcorn!" - Goku (Dragonball Z)

"I will simply deny you the crown and . . . live forever!" The King (Ever After)

"I suppose the penalty for being wealthy is you have to live with the rich." - Drew Barrymore (Ever After)

"Yes. I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!" - DaVinci (Ever After)

[Kyra]

I have Okage: Shadow King quotes. xDDD

I'll post them in a bit.

[SUSPi]

"I HID THE DOORMAT!" - Evil King Stan

"CRY, PEE YOUR PANTS!" - Evil King Stan

Princess: "Now, Ari, I give you permission to Shine My Shoes!"
Ari: "WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!"

lol Okage 8D!

[Kyra]

"This looks evil. Really evil. So evil I'm jealous. I should be like this." -Stan

"These villagers here, they conspire to infuriate me!" -Stan

"Pink, you know, pink! And not even a tasteful pink, but a fluorescent pink!" -Rosalyn

"Atta girl, fat legs! Attracting suspicious old men!" -Stan

"Brilliant! Using the threat of social stigma! A subtle but potent attack. Stan never would have thought of it." -Kisling

"Thinking's hard. Let's just kill it!" -Linda about a door

[SUSPi]

"Thinking's hard. Let's just kill it!" -Linda about a door

lol, I love that one. It just doesn't seem like Linda would be so homicidal like that.

I love all those quotes |D!